Blogs are toddlers now. Have you noticed?Some of us have been weaned. Others are starting to give up our pacifiers. A few are potty trained and using complex sentences and obeying the rules of the house.Of course, we all still pull the dog’s tail on occasion. And we still find ourselves sitting in the time out chair a lot.
But soon, very soon, Mommy and Daddy Media are going to have to acknowledge our existence.
Or like Oedipus we’re going to tear them pieces one day in a rage when they refuse to let us share the road. Or like Orestes, we’re going to pull out a sword and chop mom up.
Nothing like declaring intentions to commit matricide and patricide against the institutions of tradition, right?But we shouldn’t be too quick to kill the folks. Don’t forget the fallout both men faced.
Oedipus married his mom (ewwww), had some kids (double ewwww), and ended up poking out his eyes with really long pins so that he could roam the earth in exile without having to see his own disgusting reflection in the mirror.
Orestes just went nuts for awhile.
So Mommy and Daddy Media, pay attention to your kid here. Social Media may be the love child you never expected, but you gave birth to us whether you intended to or not. Help us grow up, Please. Teach us what we need to know. Show up at our soccer games. Put our finger paintings on the fridge. Sign our report cards and tell us your proud.
Or we’re going to turn on you. If that happens, no one wins.





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