Run, do not walk, through this link, to the 2008 results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest sponsored by San Jose State University.
This contest lists the worst possible proposals for a first sentence to a novel. Oh my.

by Marcus on August 14, 2008
Run, do not walk, through this link, to the 2008 results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest sponsored by San Jose State University.
This contest lists the worst possible proposals for a first sentence to a novel. Oh my.
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I needed that today. I especially liked the “dark and stormy knight” and “Groin the Dwarf.”
HA! I never knew about this. Those are wonderful….ly bad.
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