Run, do not walk, through this link, to the 2008 results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest sponsored by San Jose State University.
This contest lists the worst possible proposals for a first sentence to a novel. Oh my.

Run, do not walk, through this link, to the 2008 results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest sponsored by San Jose State University.
This contest lists the worst possible proposals for a first sentence to a novel. Oh my.
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