
- Image by two stout monks via Flickr
I really shouldn’t share confessional poems like this one.
At the Laity Lodge artists retreat, I met Jeffrey Scott Guy, an artist and pastor out of Atlanta. He shared some of his art one evening. (In the poem, I describe Parable #7 and Baptism.) Here is that conversation as I remembered it later in verse:
Prayer Partners
I need prayer, absolution, all that, but
I also need a bathroom. So I pee
in the stall next to an artist
whose oils I saw last night.
“Dude, I loved your art,” I say.
He doesn’t respond but we hear
each other’s water. “Especially,”
I say, “the one with the black tree
on the right.” He grunts acknowledgment
and I’m still peeing damn coffee.
“And the one with the red skulls.
My son would love that one.”
I wash my hands first, then grab
too many paper towels. “Thanks,” he says.

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Hilarious. What else can we say? Note to Tanya (previous commenter): Please tell me that we women don’t do this same thing, do we? Is this why we always bring another woman to the bathroom, so we don’t have to strike up a conversation with someone in the next stall?
I certainly do not strike up potty talk with strangers. However, my daughter does. Usually on my behalf. It’s a *delightful* experience. You should join us sometime!
Marcus, do you see what you’ve started here? Bathroom humor, right here at Good Word Editing.
I like the story, though do you think it would work better as a story than as a poem. As you can see by my baby poem
I am not much a poet, but I think you could expand it with description to make it funner. Just a thought
Tanya, the best I can hope for a poem to do is make someone a little more joyful.
Jennifer, I’m not sure most guys do this either. I was having an extremely socially awkward moment. Probably inspired by too much caffeine.
Jennifer, as much as I hate to say it, I enjoy bathroom humor more than I ought to. Or if it isn’t a moral issue, I at least enjoy it more than is socially appropriate. Oh well.
Ernesto, thanks for the link to your baby poem. Is that your baby? Congratulations! Thanks for your thoughts about how I might improve this one.
you are right…very nice pastels.
like the new layout on your page.
Great, Marcus. You’ve given me courage to publish a column about John’s & my engagement, which includes a little trip behind a tree. If you can do it…
Marcus, I’m still smiling from this one thank you ver much! I’m just now browsing through the list of RAP offerings you shared – which I kept looking for over at L.L.’s place – I somehow missed the fact that she was out for a time – I usually post the RAP offerings on my web site when she posts them on hers – but, so glad I found them on yours :0)
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