For the fifth list of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
5 Pirate Phrases
(that you can happily growl at your kids)
1) Batten down the bedding in yer room, you bilge-sucking buckos!
[go make your beds, kiddos]
2) Heave to, you mutinous scallywag, or you’ll be dancin’ the hempen jig!
[stop fighting or we're going to hang somebody]
3) Smartly, man, if you want the bounty, bring a sping upon her cable.
[Think fast. If you're looking for a raise in your allowance, you'll need to change your direction.]
4) Swing the lead or take a caulk, matey.
[Let's have some quiet time.]
5) Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen, scurvydogs!
[get in your car seats, it's time to go already.]
PG-13 BONUS: Swabs are in the gibbet, time to crack jenny’s teacup.
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Love it!
Oh, I am totally loving this!
For a minute there I thought that last one was going to be rated Arrrr! :O
LOL! This is too funny!
Absolutely hilarious! Tell me you made these up yourself. If so, count me very impressed. Especially with the pg-13 one.
I made them up.
Absolutely hilarious! Tell me you made these up yourself. If so, count me very impressed. Especially with the pg-13 one.
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